I need a new butler ASAP. My current four-legged Terrier kind has been failing miserably. He blames his lack of thumbs for his inability to help me with holiday packing, but he’s never going to improve with an attitude like that.
If I were able to have a butler, his primary functions would be making me fish finger sandwiches at 10 o’clock at night and helping me pack my suitcase. I am actually meant to be packing as I write this… so that’s going well.
But at least I’ve decided what to wear on the flight. So that’s something. You will have already seen the contents of my bag so here’s the rest. As I am lazy I always go for comfort over style – the cashmere trousers are my secret in-flight weapon. Although they do always get me strange looks. WHATEVER PEOPLE, I’m comfy.
And the hat…well that’s just because I didn’t brush my hair yet today. I’m telling you I need a butler stat.
Hat – Rag & Bone
Cashmere Trousers – Whistles (similar here)
Jumper – Whistles
Trainers – Stan Smith
Bag – Louis Vuitton